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A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.
Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"
Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"
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The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for
Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body
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What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls
Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!
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is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
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50% Vodka, 50% Arnold Palmer. Its called an Erected Arnold because the drink is "hard"
That dude was chugging an erected Arnold all night
The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.
I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.
When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
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