when your boyfriend rams you out of nowhere.
"FBI OPEN UP" *proceeds to ram pussy*
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If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.
Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed βIβm sorry FBI agentβ into the search bar.
Yes, I'm spying you.
Don't forget to clear your history search pal.
Imagine typing on urban dictiannory
" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude πππ
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal
Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.
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Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
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You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.
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THEY ARE HERE
HELP
IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE
THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP