fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

fbs

Acronym for "feed baby sister". Originated only to elongate the phrase "OMGWTFLOLBBQ" to "OMGWTFLOLBBQG2GFBS", but can occasionally be used literally.

Mikhail: "Alright, it's 49-49. One more kill and we win! Nobody die!"
Phineas: "G2G FBS"
*Phineas proceeds to run into the middle of the map, leave his controller unattended, and get shot in the face*
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

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fb shitting

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.

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FB PDA

n. excessive Facebook activity related to one's significant other that is uneccesary and disgusting when it pops up on one's friends' newsfeed. Common examples include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Use of the word "baby" after every word written to one's significant other.

2. Making every status update about one's bf or gf.

3. Having full blown conversations under comments on a wall post, when you damn well know, you could have just picked up the phone and talked to them if you loved them so much.

4. Posting picutres of the two of you, even though they are blurry/you both look awful, just to prove you actually are in a realtionship that exists beyond your fb wall.

A-"Hey baby what are u doing later :) :) ?"
B-"Baby, not much baby. Want to get together?"
A-"Sure baby, sounds good. I'll call you later then baby."
B-"Love you baby <3"
A-''Baby see you in an hour baby."
C- "Enough with the FB PDA you two. Get a room."

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FB junkie

Someone who is addicted to Facebook

Person 1: look at him, he's such a FB junkie.
Person 2: totally! He's on Facebook 24/7

fb earthquake

wen facebook starts freezing,jamming and fb chat crashes every other moment!

fuck man! fb earthquake all over again!

fb Dud

A women who is seemily very attractive according to her facebook pictures but is a whale in real life

Guy 1: yo shes gonna be mad hot
Guy 2: (sees girl)
Guy 2: HAHAHA bro shes a fb Dud

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