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A dean fact is something that dean says that is either complete bullshit or has minimal evidence to back up his claim. A dean fact is mostly Deans opinion which is naturally wrong.
Dean: Phoebe is peng
George: Thats a dean fact!
A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.
Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.
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to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own
fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126
fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot
Agreeing to something
Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro
Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.
He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"
A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!