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coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.

***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"

by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 14, 2010

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no filter friday

No filter friday also known as NFF means you take a picture as yourself with no filters at all on friday

Dude ima do a no filter friday in which me taking a pic of myself with no filters

by Dylpickle343 November 27, 2016

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Roblox Filter

The roblox filter is #### but in #### it was ###### #####
#### THIS P*** OF S*** FILTER!

Roblox Filter
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Do you wanna play Jailbreak #?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I mean... its #### #### ####
Person 1: ####

by iamsocoolecksdee October 23, 2018

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Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

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idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

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furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 15, 2009

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Filter Rape

โ€“ noun
1. the unjust overuse of photographic filters upon an image to display a false impression of creativity.

2. a phrase used by teen males to describe the use of filters on a photograph to create the illusion of artistry, commonly used by teen-aged females.

The Comic Book Effect in Apple's Photo Booth can be described as Filter Rape.

by Aldurossii December 26, 2011

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