flogging foley

a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob

"Yo i got the best flogging foley the other night"

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Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

flog and blog

To masturbate and then post a web log or "blog" on the internet about the experience.

I just flogged and blogged, look how many hits I have!

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Golly flog

To hit with a pair of goggles used for swimming.

(While in a swimming pool)

1. Stop swimming in my lane or i'll golly flog the eyebrows off you.

2. Get out of me eye or i'll golly flog ya

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Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

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flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

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Flogging Molly

truely a great band but don't download songs - buy them...
btw: devils dance floor is a pretty cool song, but 'whats left of the flag' is even better

*humppahummpahummpa* 0_o

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