game fuel

also known as liquid crack.

a bright orange substance, created by mt. dew that now comes in wow themed flavors; horde and alliance.

person a: duuude! did you try the new alliance game fuel?!
person b: /stab
person a: wtf!?!?
person b: pwned by horde bitch.

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fossil fuels

Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.

You: *Have fossil fuels under your house*
America: *Hello. May we buy your house?*

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Rocket Fuel

Drink that is made by mixing:

2/3 or more vodka (preferably rubinoff) and energy drink.

Verc wanted to get naughty so he made some rocket fuel.

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rocket fuel

Any variety of stimulant drugs (particularly those which are derived from chemicals rather than an organic source) including PCP, crack, methamphetamine, Adderall, or Ritalin.

"I took some rocket fuel and stayed up all night cleaning my apartment."

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Tart Fuel

See: Bitch Piss

Bacardi Breezer's are bitch piss.

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dew fuel

Some how the screwed up people at pepsico got it into their head that mountain dew didn't have enough caffeine and decided to further increase the caffien and sugar content to create a super drink that when ingested in vast quantities will give you super strength, massive alertness, uncontrollable seizures and and within 2 hours withdrawl symptoms forcing a user, weak of mind to return to comsumption to stop the soul quivering shaking and feeling icy cold one moment and the next your in the bowels of hell eating tobasco sauce off of molten brimstone!! it is a truly evil drink and many consprisects beleive it prolonged exposure to render you under the control of pepsi and using your massive strength and unwavering consentration to eliminate coca-cola and innocent and undeserving company.

person 1; i just bought a 24 pack of this dew fuel whats it like?
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Faggot Fuel

Is an alcoholic drink with low alcohol content, low proof and usually tastes fruity.

Goddammit Bob, drinking that faggot fuel again? Get a real mans drink!

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