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The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail
Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.
gargoyle hour is the hour of the night when a player just can't get play and must settle for a gargoyle-looking bitch in an act of desperation and loneliness.
Neighbor: Yo, who was that ugly bitch walkin' out of your apartment in the morning?
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro
When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.
To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
A person who is a retard and has no body parts.
Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.
It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.
You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans
Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.