german

people from germany , that arent racist as long as you are white , i went to a german school and they always used the racist words , shit im a tanned italian.

im german wont give you my hand jesse owens.

the best cars are germans , the best girls are german , the smarthes are german , the best mexican food is german.

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German

A game originated in Southern California; When someone says or does something stupid you clench your hand in to a "black power" type fist and give them a hit on the top of their head to acknowledge their stupidity

"Hey John, How come they are called the Los Angeles Lakers?"
"GERMAN!!!!"

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germane

Probably the most dangerous chemical in the world (worse than nitroglycerin) because it has a blue 4, red 4, and a yellow 3. (extremely flammable, fatal if swallowed or inhaled, serious reactivity.)

Germane is the most dangerous chemical in the world.

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german

a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.

hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.

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germans

are one of the best warriorrs&lovers we will fight to the death cause we protect are believes also we have the biggest cocks and we are not nazi's and also hitler was hungarian so dont be mad at germans he started it and really think about it if some other race thought that your people are gods wouldn't you follow that person.

germans are great warriors

germans have are not nazi

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A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.

Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts

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German

Virgin. A person that has not had sex.

Dude are you a german? No man I always have tap that hoe.

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