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The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.
See also: Emilio Textevez
Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!
Being a complete slut hoebag, in the literal sense. where one cheats, lies, and leaves hickeys on your bestfriends boyfriend.
"you dirtbag you just were "Pulling a Gloria" for sleeping with your best friends boyfriend".
A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.
Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!
Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
Many wish they could be just like Star-Gloria
The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.
Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed
Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.
see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!
-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!