guinea pig

Any car exceeding the speed limit, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the "Guinea Pig" will get caught in any Speed Trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way.

I always look for a "Guinea Pig" when I have to drive through the city. It makes it so much easier to make good timing safely.

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guinea

Ghinea was the ancient currency with which the 4 maritime Republics (Venice,Genoa, Pisa and Amalfi), used to trade around the Meiterranean

The gold used to make the Ghinea came from Guinea, hence the name.

Italians are called Guinea because they were great traders before and throughout the Renaissence and made most of their wealth with the Arab Muslim world.

Egyptian pound الجنيه el-Genēh / el-Geni = Ghinea/ Guinea

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Mini Guinea

An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"

He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.

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guinea pig

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

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Guinea Pig

Amazing Furry pets! Always so cute and cuddly

Oh my lil Guinea pig is so cute

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guinea pig

The worst pet known to man:

1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.

2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.

3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.

4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.

The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.

My friend's stupid guinea pig died when it fell off it's bowl- good riddace.

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swamp guinea

Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".

Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.

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