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noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
A stuckup, uncoordinated, "cute dog" owner, waste of space, jv golfer, arrogant piece of dirty sanchez who has a man in the doat and no dingus
1. Max Hamburger is a uncoordinated sillybitch
2. Max Hamburger is a jv golfer
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A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".
An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."
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The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.
Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!
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When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
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A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.
(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.
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A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
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