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Gary Barlow on the X Factor is FUCKING HANDSOME.
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While in the process of fingering a girl, you just shimmy your body upwards and stick your penis into her mouth without any warning.
Last night I was with some girl i picked up at the bar who said she didnt give head. So I hit her with a handsome tyler.
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The term used to describe someone, male or female, who possesses such confidence, charm, savior-faire and good looks they must be revered in two languages.
Zach is handsome guapo. Ladies love him, girls adore him, I mean even the ones who never saw him. He is so radiant it takes two languages to accurately describe him.
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A lookalike of Krusty the Klown
"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"
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He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.
Handsome squidward is my daddy!
The opposite of a pretty boy. A girl who wears suits or cowboy boots.
The girl who worked at the ranch with the cowboy hat nine sizes too big and the cowboy boots about nine sizes too big was a handsome girl.
The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh