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where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.
after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.
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One who does nothing but sit around one's own house all day, all the time.
For instance, if you call a friend who is a hermit master you would say, "Hey hermit master, get off your a** and come play some tekken over here."
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An extremely sexy babe who you know has crabs but you make passionate love to anyways.
Daquan: "Yo that hoe has crabs keep you dick clean man"
Tyrone: "She too much of a hermit babe for me to care"
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the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
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A person who studiously avoids chat rooms, on-line social networks, and/or any kind of presence at all on the Internet.
Allan: "Hey, you check out my status update on Facebook?"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"
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An Ausralian Hermit is usually found on the beaches of the goldcoast as it is a prime spot , there is lots of crabs for snacks and plenty of friendly tourists with money. A hermit is just a formal name for a hobo. There are a few different types of hermits which are found in Australia. The first is the real hermit they live on the beach , eat sand and crabs , wear fur clothes and use special facial cream which we call doggy doo doo. These types of hermits are also rewarded with ghost drops and the odd coin from local children. The second type of hermit is the trendy hermit. The trendy hermit lives in Paddington and Surry Hills. They own sports cars and drink chai lattes. They are often seen around trendy streets , with their trendy clothes and their trendy uni-student friends. They also drink lattes except for one hermit called Chi Chi who drinks ice coffee. The last type of hermit which lives in Australia is the self denying hermit. Self denying hermits deny completely that they are hermits even though they have hermit beards and act like hermits. Self denying hermits also have lady friends. As you can see Australian hermits can differ.
Examples of different types of Australia hermits
*boy speaks to self denying Australian hermit
boy-do you like mcdonalds?
hermit- Me love mcdonalds , especially the dumpsters out back , they are very tasty
boy- what? that sounds like hermit talk
hermit- Actually me no eat out of dumpsters , too hermit for me , like me said me real man.
boy- thats more like it
*girl speaks to city Australian hermit
girl- What are you doing?
Hermit- Me standing infront of building and me dressed up as elvis so me can dance for coins
girl- Why would you need coins
Hermit- So me can buy food at best shop , corner store. Me buy gummy lollie because me have no teeth.
Girl- Whats in that bag
Hermit- Me stuff , me keep me stuff in this bag so me enemy hermit wont steal me stuff while me sleep.
Girl- I see
Hermit- You should see unless you blind. ( cracks up laughing)
Girl runs off scared for her safety.
*Boy talks to a bogan Australian hermit
Hemit- You race me in a shopping trolley race. me shopping trolley fastest trolley in area. me win everytime
Boy- ummm...
Hermit- Me get shopping trolley from me dad. Me drive shopping trolley to work
Boy- ok... where do you work?
hermit- Maccas with me boyzz.
Boy- Maccas? you mean mcdonalds
Hermit- That the one! me get good money at me job
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a person who avoids using modern technologies like e-mail or the Internet
El does not own a smart phone - he is a digital hermit
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