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Another name for Mountain Dew
I was tired and thirsty, so I decided to drink some hillbilly piss.
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when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.
Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.
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He is such a Hillbilly Hernandez just look at him
A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.
The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.
Dance your heart out soldier.
Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”
Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”
Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.
Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!
a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.
One who is a redneck metal head.
That guy who wears metal band shirts, listens to heavy metal and country music, and lives the redneck life is a Metal Hillbilly.