hoodie withdrawal

The horrible feeling one gets of being exposed and uncomfortable after wearing a hoodie on a daily basis and then not being able to (usually when the weather gets too warm).

Shane: Man I hate warm weather! I feel like I'm walking around naked and I don't know where to put my hands.

Crystal: I think you're going through hoodie withdrawals

Banks Hoodie

A sweater or hoodie worn all the time, no matter what the weather, temperature, or time of the year is. Known to have fuzz on the inside.

"See that dude over there?"
"The one in the Banks Hoodie?'
"Yeah bro, he never takes that thing off."

hoodie party

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

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hoodie season

the time when girls want hoodies from boys, especially a boy they are in love with (whether the boy knows it or not)

"Hoodie season and I'm tryna wear yours"

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Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing

Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)

Sacrificial Hoodie

A sacrificial hoodie, is a hoodie one should buy to prevent your favorite hoodie from being stolen while dating.

If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.

Guy 1: "This girl I met the bar, I let her have my favorite hoodie I was wearing, and I don't think I'm getting it back..."

Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."

double hoodie

Layering hoodies. Wearing a hoodie over another hoodie.

I look for the double hoodie to be a j. crew trend this Fall.