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fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 8, 2005

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Radiator Hose

A large curved knob typical of Ogre sized men. Their cocks tend to sway back and forth in a pendulum style motion while playing sports, particularly basketball, and end up scoring on their opponents basket while in the process of double dribbling.

Hey Orge! Why don't you get that radiator hose out of your hand and get help Head and I?

by Michael Moynihan October 23, 2012

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Garden Hose

noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag

The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.

by They call me legs July 14, 2008

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hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.

I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face

by driver_im8 January 2, 2010

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Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* โ€œLook mom, Iโ€™m chilling with the hose!โ€
Emilyโ€™s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019


Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014


Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011