cleavage hound

A small cute dog that attracts woman. When this type of dog is introduced to beautiful women they tend to bend over and pet the furry beast. The act of bending tends to make an exaggerated display of what the said dogs are named.

Dougy: Hey dude let's check out some women at the pool.

Kevin: Why do that when we have the cleavage hound at the ready! Let's hit the park!

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pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

Turnaround Hound

When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.

"She looked so hot, little did I know she was a Turnaround Hound. What the fuck was I looking at?"

pound the hound

To go to prison to visit a friend

D-block is crooked, but mike pound the hound every day so I know what's up.

The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

Clam Hound

a person who enjoys clam shaped items(vessels); to a degree that is concerning

Nate is such a clam hound, I can't believe he put me in this position I need to take a hot bath to heal.