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Apparently, we are the smartest animal on the planet, but the most dangerous to are selves and to other species. Thinking we are more important then animals. We are destroying are own environment, and by doing that will eventually destroy us. We are incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet. Extremly selfish, Money's the only thing we care about, we don't care about the environment or society or people or animals. We abuse people and animals.

Me: Humans aren't smart!!, we are depleting are own o-zone layer, and all this other shit!!
Person: Wow!! she's got a point!!

by Caitlin13579 February 9, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


human

An ape who does nothing all day but scratch it's butt.

Shut up, you are an ape. I don't talk to apes.

by Teh Anners(Max = Hawt) March 6, 2005

76๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humans

In The Words Of The Great Band Cattle Decapitation
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:

1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste

This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.

This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity

2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick

anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man

Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents

Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth

We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.

2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit

Humans Are Shit.They Are The Worlds Deadliest And Most Powerful Virus.

by Supreme Vampiric Evil November 22, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human

Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.

Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 7, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


human

A poor sad species that I pity.

I have all of the extra-terrestrial and android friends that I need, I fit right in. Ahem,

I CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! mwahahaha

by Rane July 29, 2003

43๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.

Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.

by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humans

See also: Parasites

Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.

by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2011

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