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Not the sharpest tool in the box
A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them
'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'
'Errrrr!!!!'
Red Dwarf 1988
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Apparently, we are the smartest animal on the planet, but the most dangerous to are selves and to other species. Thinking we are more important then animals. We are destroying are own environment, and by doing that will eventually destroy us. We are incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet. Extremly selfish, Money's the only thing we care about, we don't care about the environment or society or people or animals. We abuse people and animals.
Me: Humans aren't smart!!, we are depleting are own o-zone layer, and all this other shit!!
Person: Wow!! she's got a point!!
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An ape who does nothing all day but scratch it's butt.
Shut up, you are an ape. I don't talk to apes.
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In The Words Of The Great Band Cattle Decapitation
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
Humans Are Shit.They Are The Worlds Deadliest And Most Powerful Virus.
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Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.
Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.
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A poor sad species that I pity.
I have all of the extra-terrestrial and android friends that I need, I fit right in. Ahem,
I CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! mwahahaha
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