i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD