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When you are not hungry but probably will be after everyone has already eaten.
Person 1: We are going out to eat. Wanna come?
Person 2: No. I don't feel like eating
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The definition of how I feel about you is indescribable, it's heart breaking how much I love you and how much I want to be with you.
Although you may not care how much I long for you, I want you to know, although you may not reply to my messages or you are not always nice to me, I want you to know that I love you and I have for months now.
You make me smile, you make me laugh, you may make me want to cry my eyes out for the need to just hold you close to me.
I suppose the main definition of how I feel about you, is LOVE.
Me; I'm not sure how to tell him how I feel
Friend; tell him soon, maybe after the cinema?
Me; how about a gesture, like a description on UD?
Friend; this is so cute! Go for it! ^_^
Me; *does this* *shows him link to: how I truly feel about you*
Guy; <hopefully feels the same way>
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This is what you might say after being paralyzed.
Or blown up.
Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”
or what your mom would say after we had the sex
“Holy shit! A landmine!”
“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).
“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist
“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral
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The title of a song written by Simpsons' character Kirk Van Houten during his divorce with Luann Van Houten in Season 4, Eposide 4 (A Milhouse Divided). Aired December 1, 1996.
Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love
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Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.
Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.
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The awesome single of Kirk VanHouten from the TV show, the Simpsons.
"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."
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I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap
I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human