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Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.
Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* Nobody here.I need some more pie!
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When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".
(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.
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a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now
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code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.
based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo
Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"
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A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
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What you say after spending your bus money at the bar
ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO
A Lit party located in the northern part of Manhattan in the 1 line , Basically a hick party with hookah,drinks , twerking,grinding, and lap dances. Going to one of these parties will bless your whole week No Better parties then the ones In Dyckman.
"Yeo, bro I haven't gotten lit in a while I Need Me a Dyckman Party"
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