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when a woman and man engage in anal sex; the woman has diarrhea but doesn't tell the man, after the man cums he pulls out and the woman has diarrehea all over his penis.
After a long night of drinking Bailey's liqueur and arguing Jessica asked Randy if he wanted some Memphis Barbecue.
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A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.
I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.
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lives in a world of kaos were tortured souls & demons dwell...
memphis reapa is it's own drug 2 da world...
memphis reapa da soul snatcha
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A memphis poker is when someone sticks their big toe in your ass repeatly, giving you ultimate pleasure.
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Possibly the best metalcore band out there. While you have rappers rapping about drugs, money, and sex; MMF actually sings about things that matter and are inspirational.
"Chances to move mountains are few and far between, but only unseen by those who choose them to be. Live everyday like it's your last chance to be heard and seen, because the good die young, and the great change the course of history." -Legacy, by Memphis May Fire.
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A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
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A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
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