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1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
26π 9π
a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
3π 10π
Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!
ΡΡΠΊΠ° 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
ΡΡΠΊΠ° 2: what the fuck
7π 1π
When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.
Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.
Sarah: No, I don't!
Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.
Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.
Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.
Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!
Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!
Sarah: ...
4π 1π
It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)
A phrase used to pick up military men.
Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus