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When a woman pays for sex with her pussy.
I want some drugs but don't have any money....but I do us my pip insurance
The action of wiping after a clean poop thus insuring yourself of a clean balloon knot.
Sam: "Man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"
A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot
I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.
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When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.
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When you have a polish friend they will drop everything they are doing at any time, to come and help you out, and ask for nothing in return because they know that's what friends do.
Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.
Polish guy floating in a pool, on a tropical Island, half a world away with a half empty bottle of vodka, enjoying a holiday for the first time in 10 years.
*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"
Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"
*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"
"Bro, this is worth $300!"
"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"
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self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)
Make sure you get those special insurance forms in
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Insurance for Visitors traveling from foreign countries or away from their home country. First used by Zain Jeewanjee when he traveled to the USA from Asia and was looking for Medical Insurance coverage for his child. SInce Americans called it Travel Insurance, but for a Visitor like Zain this was " Visitors Insurance"
Someone comes to the USA to visit his / her family member for a few months, and while they are visiting USA they buy Visitors Insurance.
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