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Italian people are just people from italy or people with italian heritage. they dont eat domino pizza, wear fat gold chains, talk wiv stupid voices, play accordians or work for d mafia. all you stupid ppl out there hu pretend to be italian gangsters should choke on that fako crap you call pizza. and to all you stupid racist bitches who say that they're all mafioso, greasy patriotic twats, just take a look around a second. everyone has a right to be proud of they're country, especially italy, who got alot to be proud of. so fuck u haters. get a life. specially dat moosh guy.
Wannabe Italian: Shuta your face, or i get my papa to fuck you up, he in da mafia, u kno, he a big boss, ye?
Real Italian: stow it fatty.
Racist: YOUR ALL WOPS! MWAHAHAHA!
Real italian: Fuck you.
Wannabe italian: yeah!!! you kno my papa, he fuck u up....
Real Italian: no, really, shut up.
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Im not about to say that Italian-Americans and Italians are exactly the same, but come on! Why are blaming Italian-Americans for bastardizing the culture? You can't bastardize your own culture! The white dudes and movie producers are the ones that bastardized our culture with mafia movies and crap like that.
You're mom is so hot, I think she's Italian
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Resilient people who form the basis of Western Culture-cuisine, style, fashion, and values. Manage to retain their values and culture and overcome obstacles. Beautiful language, people, culture...fuck anyone who says different!
I have italians in my family, Christopher Columbus aka Colombo was Italian Jonh Cabot or Giovanni Caboti who discovered Canada is Italian.
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best people in the world.
if you fuck with one italian, you fuck with them all..
they are possesive. but loving.
we speak our mind.
we love our family and we would do anything for them.
dont fuck with us italians. <3
italia per sempre ! <3
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The people who produce the sexiest cars on the planet.
The Alfa Romeo 156 GTA is damn beautiful...small wonder, because Italians make it.
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Italian girls typically have olive skin that looks quite tan, curly brown or black hair, dark eyes, and a great ass. They cook beeter than anyone and are not only incredibly sexy, but extreemly intelligent.
Italian guys also have tan skin, dark hair, and dark eyes. most italian guys have great chest hair. they are gorgeous and they know it. No matter what anyone says is syintifically proven, everyone who is italian know that italian guys have big dicks. They are also extreemly intelligent and respect women more than many cultures. they like to marry italian girls because they need someone took cook like mamma did.
And just to clarify, not all italians are involved with the maufia. And no guys in italy EVER wear gold. EVER.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those girls. They must be italians cause I'm getting hard just looking at them. Oh shit, do you think they heard me?"
Guy 2: "Dude, do you think anyone with such a great ass has room for any brain at all?"
Italian Girl (In perfect inglish): Well, we would if our boobs weren't so big"
*walks over to her sexy italian boyfriend*
Italian Boyfriend (To guy 1 and 2): Va fa un culo! (Go fuck an ass!)
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