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A sex god that causes any female to kneel down and suck his gigantic dick. makes any female wet and once u look at him you can never look away.
Girl 2: do u see that guy over there?
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
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Kind of guy that jacks of to fortnite. He is the kind of guy who gets friend zoned time after time.
Wow I can’t believe that Ivan has been rejected 100,000,00 times now
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Bastard child. Very short and is the owner of a dwarf village. Often gets his ankles broken by his multiple dads. Likes to suck dick daily.
DUDE, that guy is SUCH an Ivan
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Usually Tall, Brown, Mexican, one of the biggest cowards alive, a very good scholar, big achiever but he will choose his achievements over his friends any day. Prefers BIG women and also chooses them over his friends. However he is a sweetheart with the ladies, altought he is not the most smartest flirt, he will get ladies.
Don't be an Ivan, and get in the water !
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A boy who 'only has good looking friends' and believes he is the best person in the world. He is verging on a narcissistic sociopath and is never seen without a girl on his arms. He loves movies and will never let you sit through a movie without it being stopped so he can explain it to you. You can either find him at the cinema or smoking weed in the park with his friends
person in the cinema- "That arsehole keeps pausing the movie"
Ivan-(saying something f***ing irrelevant)
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He loves his long wiggily hot dog
And likes indian men, especily indain men
Hey have u seen that person ivan yeah hes dating that indian guy
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