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Jakes can be a boy of any age, Generally in good shape. Most of the time has brown hair and blue or brown eyes. May grow up to be in some kind of service for his country. He can always make people laugh but has too sides. Sometimes jakes like to be to manly and end up lying. But don’t get the wrong expression girls if there is a Jake in your life spend time with him when you can.
Maddie: “Did you just see Jake he did like 100 pull ups I hope he asks me out”
Jake: “ maybe we can go out some time, oh my did you see that girls ass, Maddie we are over”
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Cute, Handsome, and funny.
Every girls dream guy.
Jake= Cute, Funny, Amazing
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Jake is the most amazing person in the world. He is kind, sweet, funny, loving, and really fun to be around. He will always try to comfort you if you are scared or worried. He will also make you happier when you are sad or depressed. He cares a lot for his friends and the girls he dates. My boyfriends name is Jake and I'lol tell you that he is the best boyfriend that I have ever had. Jake is amazing in so many ways. You could get lost in his eyes for hours, or you can fall for him just by passing him in the halls. He is the sweetest, most trustworthy person I have ever met and he is my favorite person ever. I love Jake so much!💖💖
"Who is that?"
"That's Jake!"
What's he like?"
"I can tell you one thing, he is a GREAT boyfriend!"
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HOly fuck he is a Greek god. He has the greatest hair. Nicest jawline. Perfect nose. Twinkling eyes. He is fucking beautiful. But his personality is what makes him the best. He is the greatest best friend and the most loving guy you will ever meet. He is so daddY IN BED. fuck.
Girl: Jake made me scream so loud I forgot I had a voice the next morning.
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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.
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Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
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Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."
Jake, please stop taking pictures of me!
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A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
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