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V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
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Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
When an old man masturbates to live tv porn, (A Birkin is an elderly penis
Man everybody in that house has walked in on Great Uncle Rufus jerkin his Birkin.
Jerkin ya Birkin
A sexual act of passion. Ranging from hooking up with a random fling
In a bar or night club setting. to making love to a significant other. Can be
Perofrmed at a rigorous pace or a passionate love affair. Depending on the
People involved, jiggy jiggy jerkin is the ultimate act of physical attraction
More intimate than making luv and more fast paced than beating the p****
Up.
Let's do the jiggy jiggy jerkin
When we got back to my spot last night, we did the jiggy jiggy jerkin
Till the sun came up
As soon as I laid eyes on her, I knew wed be doin the jiggy jiggy jerkin fa sho
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It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!
Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin
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Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
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The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
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