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Jizz

Creamy white syrup you put on top of your ice cream.

Can I get extra jizz on top of my sundae please?

by microdude431 January 13, 2009

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Jizz

Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.

That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.

by birder February 1, 2014

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jizzes

jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.

that bird has many jizzes

by blinky January 11, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz

to jizz adverb
spermanate

jai jizzed in his face

by jaiskin May 2, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz

Sperm that comes when having your penius sucked

I loved it when i saw jizz spewing from my penius

by Dougiii May 1, 2007

177๐Ÿ‘ 511๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz

seminal fluid contains bacteria in healthy men.
men with prostatitis are carrying dangerous bacteria in their sacs. If sperm count is declining, as it has for the last 100 years, it means bacteria count is increasing. Most bacteria are the same size as sperm. The bacteria feeds on the same fluid that the sperm feed on.
European doctors say Americans lack magnesium in their diet. Magnesium helps the immune system kill bacteria.
American doctors want to make money from infected eyes and prostatitis. Medicine in Canada is free. 4 years in the U.S. military gives a person free medicine for life at the Veteran's Hospitals. Take a bath in Epson Salts which is Magnesium Sulfate. Magnesium is best absorbed through the skin. You will feel better and know again "clean in thought, word and deed" like Circe's Grove Children before the Bible and its Chatal Hayuk antecedents poisoned everyone.

jizz clean up, magnesium cure, epsom salt cure

by one eyed dragon January 6, 2013

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jizz

It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast.

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

by sharegod March 11, 2010

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