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johnnie guilbert

god

Johnnie guilbert is god

by piercethewhitney May 13, 2015

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Taking a Johnny

โ€œTaking a Johnnyโ€ isnโ€™t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. Itโ€™s to be used on a much greater scale. โ€œTaking a Johnnyโ€ must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison February 8, 2012

201๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny orlando

A Canadian singer who is currently 15 years old. He is friends with Kenzie ziegler and is not dating her.

johnny orlando 's new song is a bop

by Harleyyy.sam July 24, 2018

96๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.

Johnnie guilbert is so cute ๐Ÿ˜

by Heartwand January 14, 2021

44๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny Cage'd

The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.

Based on a special move performed by Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat videogame

Did you see that fight? I can't believe Timmy "Johnny Cage'd" him like that. Who knew Timmy could pull a split like that.

by Will W. aka stbluesboy January 10, 2009


Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.

Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.

by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

201๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny Orlando

HES FUCKING DADDY

โ€œDaddy= johnny Orlandoโ€

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

216๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž