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Fredrick Jupiter

Freddie Mercury from wish

Whaeeey! It's Fredrick Jupiter singing I want to break chairs!

by yourfatherfigure3212 January 6, 2024


Jupiter Casinelli

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!

damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”

by EnokeTheGoblin November 14, 2021


Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.

“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”

by EnokeTheGoblin November 14, 2021


Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.

If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.

by December 25, 2020


Jupiter Wu

Definition: Best user on twitter dot com

I wish I was moots with Jupiter Wu, bun so cool.

by A Jupiter Wu December 3, 2020


Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022


Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous

Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?

by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021