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A certain pile of dead bodies.
"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."
1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.
2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.
2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
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To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.
Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.
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Sticking your thumb in an Orifice, after having a large load blow up in you face
Brandon Herrera wanted the Kentucky plug so Scott gave it to him!
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A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
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When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.
I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.
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When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.
Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.