Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

whipin in the kitchen

cooking dope

me and my nigga gates be whipin in the kitchen

Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.

“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”

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kitchen chicken

Fried chicken that is left over night on top of the stove.

I personally like kitchen chicken more than regular fried chicken. It adds a flavor of wisdom.

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back to the kitchen

this is what men say to women when they want them to go home

Girl: Im not gonna make you a sandwich

Guy: BACK TO THE KITCHEN SLAVE

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Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.

All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

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kitchen sink

Used in expressions to describe work in which all conceivable (and some inconceivable) sources have been mined; such figures of speech might include "everything except the kitchen sink", "everything and the kitchen sink", and so on. Used in an in-joke in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, in which one of the objects spinning into one of the cruisers in the opening Battle of Coruscant is, according to George Lucas, a (CG)kitchen sink.

In his dissertation, he really did use everything including the kitchen sink.

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