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A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
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A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
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Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.
"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"
A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.
Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."
Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"
A drink that is drunk by 1 or more kiwi slices. It is basically a strawberry dacquiri but kiwis are added. Looks like a watermelon, pink w/ black seeds. Represents kiwi love.
1. Hey Kiwi Slice!! Make me another passionate kiwi!
If Chuck E. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid, Than Kiwi Farms is where an edgelord can be an edgelord.
Person A: Hey, Did you hear about the edgelord from Kiwi Farms?!
Person B: No, There's so many that I couldn't possibly tell who your talking about!
Person A: There's an edgelord from Kiwi Farms that went to a Church with a shotgun and killed a bunch of people!
Person B: Yeah, Seems about right for a Kiwi Farms edgelord.
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A website full of cynics who yearn for the approval of those around them, and anonymously harrass people online for not conforming to their community's beliefs, which they themselves have religiously adopted.
Boy ol' gosh golly, I sure do love going onto Kiwi Farms and laughing at autists and liberals!
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