jo koy

a sexist unfunny short bald man

famous monologues are “ barbie is a movie about dolls with big plastic boobs” or “ the main difference between the golden globes and the nfl is that there are less jump cuts of taylor swift here “ which are sexist jokes coming from jo koy the sexist short bald man

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"