Leaky pussy syndrome
Typically used when your attracted to a someone that youre not allowed to be with, for example when your best friends man and your vagina leaks whenever he's around.
It can just be used to express attraction to anyone.
wow that guy is so hot hes giving me leaky pussy syndrome (LPS) from all the way over here!
Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".
Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.
"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""
the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex
guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed
This is when you are at the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to write four letters in a criss cross of the first row and the second row of your keyboard repeatedly
you are bored so you typed qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp
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When you are very bored and tryign to find new combinations on your keyboard.
Person 1: *types qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp*
Person 2: Wow! You must be very bored to type that.
When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!