LPS

Leaky pussy syndrome

Typically used when your attracted to a someone that youre not allowed to be with, for example when your best friends man and your vagina leaks whenever he's around.

It can just be used to express attraction to anyone.

wow that guy is so hot hes giving me leaky pussy syndrome (LPS) from all the way over here!

LPS

Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.

"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""

qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

This is when you are at the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to write four letters in a criss cross of the first row and the second row of your keyboard repeatedly

you are bored so you typed qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

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qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

When you are very bored and tryign to find new combinations on your keyboard.

Person 1: *types qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp*
Person 2: Wow! You must be very bored to type that.

dirty LP

the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex

guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed

hd lp

when needing assistance but don't know how to spell "help"

Hd lp, my foots asleep!

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321```1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\/'].;[=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

The final stage of boredom. You are so utterly bored that you decide to type everything on the keyboard forwards, then backwords, then vertically, then backwards vertically the other way.

Guy 1: Man I'm bored.
Guy 2: What should we search up to pass time?
Guy 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321```1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\/'.;=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`