Snap maps is a new feature on Snapchat that allows you to see aka stalk other people and find out where they are and how long ago they were there.
Frances: "where is Kieran tonight"
*looks on snap maps*
Frances: "OMG he is at Elise's"
The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
The natural shape of a womens pubic hair. Looks like Tasmania (Australia)
Show-us your map-a-tassie
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An antiquated tradition left over from the early days before tickets and infolines for raves. Map Point was the place where you went to buy a map to the location of the rave (rather than the more modern concept of buying a ticket then calling the infoline.) which was also buying your ticket. It is still frequently used, although in conjunction with tickets and infolines.
Raver A: Did you hear about that rave on the 18th?
Raver B: Yeah, I'm not going though cause it's on the map point system so it will be a pain to get to.
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maps made by the user - Soar - aka Soarify, Soar, Soarosugaming
they fucking suck, maps made by soar are dogshit 2012 maps that deserve to be put in hell. The timing is off, the music is ass, they arent decorated and its buggy and shit
"bro this some soar mapping"
"yea tf"
1.When you and the boys decide to "tap" into some Cartography books and watch the history channel.
2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map
"We could have been using drugs, watching porn or consuming simple carbohydrates and alcohol but instead, we decided to do some Map Tapping and take a look at a map of the Asian Mainland and learn about the latitude and longitude of the middle east. My homies and I now know where Tajikistan is located, so much better than a heroin injection."
"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"