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Dirty Malik is someone who loves to receive anal and give oral at the same time and getting fully loaded like a TWINKIE from both ends
Its been one of those days and I am so down to get stuffed and be a dirty malik
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This young foetus is known as ‘Krish’. He is very short and so fat as he eats a lot. He is also really bad at every subject and does not know when to stop eating. He is so fucking fat that all his ‘friends’ call him a fatty
•“Yo, you wanna go to the supermarket with Krishiv Malik?”
•”fuck no! Who would want to go out with this fatty.”
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A person who becomes super loud and talkative when you get to know her (don't be fooled by her quiet demeanor, it is all just a trick.) Very well-organized by nature but can act spontaneous occasionally. Will provide you with food, especially during exam weeks and will never fail to wish you happy birthday or get you a gift for your birthday or whenever she goes somewhere. (If you like food and random gifts, be nice to her!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wakes up earlier than almost the entire world but requires 8 hours of sleep to function well on the next day. She is also going to hate me for writing this but her hate is usually love.
Syafiqah Adam Malik is an unpredictable, mysterious person.
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a girl who stans ateez and ults wooyoung she also likes the boyz and her bias is choi chanhee.
oh you know the girl obsessed with kpop “keeley bloomfield malik”?
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Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.