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To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
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An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
Karl Malone is gay.
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To Masturbate out of boredom
I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned
Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire
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A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone
Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.
Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.
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The process of defecating on ones desk. Normally within an enclosed office environment.
"Sam was fired from his job last week. He made sure he dropped a Bec Malone in his bosses office before they marched him out the door!"
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The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.
I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.
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to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
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