Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

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karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

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Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

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Kieran Maloning

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

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Bec Malone

The process of defecating on ones desk. Normally within an enclosed office environment.

"Sam was fired from his job last week. He made sure he dropped a Bec Malone in his bosses office before they marched him out the door!"

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Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

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karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

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