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Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.

Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.

by 1621122 November 3, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.

the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 14, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Perra Mantis

A dog named Perra with a Praying Mantis head

What's up Perra Mantis
Pera Medic

Pera Cite

by Gas Mask March 13, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pussy Mantis

A pussy mantis is an aggressive vagina that devours the penis from tip to shaft and leaves it raw!

Carl: I was walking through the woods, and out of No where I was attacked by a Pussy Mantis, she was so aggressive, I'm shocked she didn't bite my "head" off.

by ThecarlEffect August 17, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž