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the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.
"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"
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A very beautiful and genuine man. Stands out from all the rest. So incredibly handsome that is BURNS like a motherfucker.
Very Talented and visibly well endowed.
Seriously heaven sent.
Original.
Beautiful.
Can sweep a girl off her feet just by seeing him.
Most likely to love you if you fall on your face too.
Wow.
Stunning.
Brings tears.
Leaves you speechless.
Breathless.
Hes perfect.
Hes really talented in Culinary Arts.
Wow can you just believe that? Its too good to be true? Indirectly but surely Im in love. Hes so perfect. And goodlooking in a way it literally leaves you melting and you can feel the burn.
Thats my baby Michael!
Oh just leave me dreaming.
*Cries*
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a very cool person that you want to be friends forever with.
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An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't.
He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.
Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?"
Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death."
Girl - "Yeah I know! Me too!"
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Way too perfect. Knows what to say at the right time. An Incredible singer and has a voice as smooth as chocolate. His laugh is goals, and so are his selfies. He's that guy you would meet in the store, take your friend\sibling to the side and whisper "Holy f*ck, he's hot"
What did I deserve to have someone like Michael?
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Michael is a male, probably. If he ever lives, he will most certainly die from it. He breathes, laughs and sings (not always well). Michael has been told that in this big wide earth he is almost entirely insignificant. However, he can't help but feel important in the context of his own life. Michael is a person.
Hi, my name is Michael.
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Can go by mike but you won’t call him that cuz that’s a lame name compared to Michael
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying he’s matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you could’ve been so much more
Friend: omg he’s so nice what the hell
Me: that’s michael for ya, a sweet angel until he’s not
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