Rural Dictionary

Mitchell

IF YOUR NAME IS MITCHELL YOU ARE AN ELF NO DENYING IT!!!!!!!!

It’s not Christmas why is their an elf over their

That’s just Mitchell💀💀

by Shayna Marie January 14, 2019

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mitchel is another word for a weak helpless college student who goes to bed at 10:30 on weekends and doesnt like to get smashed because he rather play cards with his grandma. also mitchel can be used for a teen who hunches over when he has had too much. This term came from the 1800's when north america had a huge baby boom and most of the baby boys were named "mitchel", sadly they all lived up to the definition.

ex: "Yo man, don't go all mitchel on us"

OR

ex: "Dude look at that kid on the sofa, he is totally mitchel right now!

by flowerchild18 February 23, 2010

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Mitchell

Mitchell is a godly human like Zeus, he will never give up and has the biggest p p of them all.

whoa its Mitchell
i heard he has a large dick

by February 15, 2019

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Mitchell

Mitchell is an gey. Mitchell is the geyest person to exist, and he likes men on top of his Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and his barbecue ribs. His real name is Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem, but normal, straight human beings call him Mitchell.

He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them.

In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day.

Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem!
His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft!
Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget.
Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend.
The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?

Mitchell, I love your body, I love you, I love your Minecraft creations, I love your Inspect Gadget cosplay, I love your fursuits, but why are you g e y?????????

by guyslookitsanspicyb0i October 22, 2017

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