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when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.
"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".
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The person who got fucked to have you
My mom got fucked to make me.
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the abbreviation for "Made of Money"
Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
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Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary
Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"
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A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.
Merry Christmas Mom
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A random word to ask! Haha!
Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here
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