muffin

A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery."
"aw, muffin"

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muffin

a large person that wears clothes to tight and their fat hangs over and looks like a muffin top

"Amira,I dont want to see your muffin"

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muffin

A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

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muffin

one of the best bakery goods in the world.

i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.

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muffin

Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing!! :D

i hated that muffin movie!!!

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muffin

The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: blueberries, raspberries, crunchberries, razor blades, baby fingers, and jam. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir?
Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it! -munch munch munch-
Man: Nuuuuuuu! -fart-
Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

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muffin

a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world!

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