hermoid muncher

Out of this world retarted and delusional. (no idea of how this world works, either from area 50 or area 52.)
A different species to mankind due to the lack of common sense.

shut up you hermoid muncher!
pig.

paste muncher

A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.

“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”

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Rat muncher

A man or woman who eats rats

You are a rat muncher

foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.

Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*

Desk Muncher

Slang for a person with a touch of the tism

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher

Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

gretney muncher

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.

Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*