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Welcome to Lexington and thomasville Nc Where the drug dealers are junkies 🥴 The bitches swear they got WAP, but it’s just pissy pussy 😂😂😂 Everybody da 🐐 but can’t keep a man/woman 🤧 Baby mamas ain’t shit , baby daddies aint either 🤦🏿Snitching is kool as long as your popular 🤡 This the only city where you can switch gangs & still live 🤐 Ppl be posting plates, knowing it look like potted meat ☹️☹️☹️ Ppl turn their back on you & play victim 😬 They talk about ya in private but need you in public 🤧🤧🤧 Side bitches feel like they gotta be known 🤷🏿 ♂️Dudes fuckin Dudes 🤨😤😤😤 You can be broke & still have haters in this city 🗣 Ya homie do Meth, pop pillz,snort coke,& smoke weed but will call another mf a junkie 😩🤷🏿 ♂️Dudes be 40, but fuckin girls their daughter age 🤨🤷🏾 ♀️Females lashes be longer than their real hair🤡😂😬 Everybody arguing & fighting over ppl inna relationship 🤧 Girls getting their azz done instead of their teeth 🦷 ❗️Wheeeeeeewwwwww Child this whole city need to be baptized 😂😂😂😂😂 🤦🏿🤦🏿
😂😂😂😂 JUST SAYING 🇧🇧
Lexington NC was the worst place he had ever beem to in his life
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1. A so-called university in Raleigh, NC that specializes in degrees such as farming, tractor repiar, and bovine castration.
2. Serves as a fall-back to students not smart enough to get into thier local community college.
3. Best known for pretending to have a rivalry with the University of National Champions, aka UNC.
4. A place that FFA members have wet dreams about
5. A school where the cheerleaders have utters and bells around thier necks
"Where did you go to college, bro?"
"NC State"
"Why?"
"I failed out of Wake Tech"
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Clayton - Cary Like Area, Yankees Trying Out Now...
CLAYTON NC- Cary Like Area Yankees Trying Out Now
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clayton nc is a nice little suburb that sucks ass. I cant believe that there are people that join groups called "herpes is forever". That must mean they have herpes. and also there are too many sluts at clayton hig school, if u join that one and say stop being jealous; then wow. There are some trueley retarded people too. Like when people put up things about doing drugs, how dumb are they? thats why u get busted with herpes. and some people at clayton have mutant herpes with big craps. just sayin, clayton sucks. dont talk to people who brag about herpes, bc u can get herpes from walking through clayton.
well once in Clayton, NC there was a lad who went to clayton and got brain herpes
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No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.
Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!
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An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.
1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."
2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"
"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."
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An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).
His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.
1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz
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