A word to use when there is a calamity
When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!
Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.
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Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.
"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"
Swear words are these fun cool awesome words that our mom's and dad's don't like because they are rude and inproper
Swear words include
Fuck
Shit
Damn
Bitch
Faggot
Ass
Dick
Piss
White
Slut
Bastard
Retard
Hell
Motherfucker
Asshole
Goddamn
Pussy
The n word (I'm not gonna say it)
Twat
Douchebag
Tits
Cocksucker
And the list goes on
A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus
and Mickey Mouse.
Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”
Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.
After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear
A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.
Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.
"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."
someone who swears something is true, but is most likely false
jack: she wants to get with me
chris: swear king